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Captain America’s weakness – reddit repost

2012.10.29 11:30:17 by andy category : reddit&4ch Tags :funny reddit

coreycubed
Professor X’s weakness.

NotaMethAddict
That’s terrible! What if Professor X hurt himself and couldn’t walk again!

will_at_work
or what if falling down the stairs actually made him able to walk again

NotaMethAddict
Someone get this man a medical license! I think we’ve made a breakthrough here!

Chazzey_dude
So killing a dead guy…brings him back to life!

iamrandomperson
wait so what happens when you beat a dead horse?

JethroTheRetroMetro
It depends on how the horse died. You probably won’t accomplish much as the horse penis will be flaccid. BUT, spinal cord injuries are known to be associated with priapisms, in which case you can beat it off for a good long while. Have fun.

gatodo
Oh.

Whodini
Wait, I’m not a comic book guy, but isn’t one of professor x’s abilities telekinesis? Couldn’t he just telekinetically pick himself, or his wheelchair up, before hitting the ground?

kodutta7
He has telepathy, not telekinesis.

Whodini
According to Wikipedia he has both. Although his telekenisis is listed as rudimentary. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professor_X#Powers_and_abilities So maybe not.

bobbybusche
Take that kodutta7. This guy isn’t even a comic book guy!

armstad
Does he even lift?

Naggers123
Not in the manner you think

fitznicely
This invention always drove me up the fucking wall.

Gonza23
I could watch this for hours.

calicojones
..I will be.

JesseCuster40
Hey…..Captain America doesn’t wear a cape. What the hell.

genawesome
This is serious. What was this kid thinking?

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