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From the tortured soul of my 5 year old niece. – reddit repost

2012.10.29 13:38:33 by andy category : reddit&4ch Tags :funny reddit

 

 

bat_guano
I swear this actually happened. Last week, my four-year-old daughter woke up in the middle of the night, screaming. I ran into her room and asked her what was wrong. She said she had a nightmare: “Mama made pancakes for breakfast,” she said. “But… I was…” Then her face crumpled. “TOO TIRED TO EAT THEM!” Hysterical sobbing. Yes, I laughed out loud. I’m an awesome dad.

Shitty_Watercolour
http://i.imgur.com/zT3O3.jpg

bat_guano
Yes, yes. You’ve captured the longing. The exhaustion. The futility. The pancakes glow, beckoning, but she gets pulled back into the darkness. This is really good stuff. I think you may be entering your “Pancake Period.”

touchpadonbackon
Reminds me of Gollum.

 

 

sty1emonger
I’ve been too tired to sleep before… That shit’s scary…

DarthChocolate
I always feel that way the day after a long night of drinking.

i_am_andy
Try hard drugs.

tractorcrusher
That’s your solution to everything.

 

 

AdvocateForLucifer
IT WOULD SEEM A LOT SHORTER IF YOU WENT TO BED WHEN ME AND YOUR MOTHER TOLD YOU!!!

VAGINA_BLADES
http://i.imgur.com/TRvl3.jpg

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