My friend has the best dreams ever – reddit repost
My all time favourite dream was where the government solved the homeless problem by implementing a gravity tax, and all the hobos just floated away.
shhhhhhhhh! They might try it!
I'm severely being a fart salesman the next time i become lucid in a dream
Someone on reddit has a job to do.
I'll be back in 5 minutes. Done.
"Tweep" is probably the most elegant noise a fart could make
A challenger appears!
The 'flavors', as shown, are testers of Tropic Thunder, Spatter, Original, and Extra Strength, and full canisters of Tropic Thunder, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close, Silent & Deadly, and The Great Gatsby.
I lost my shit at 'The Great Gatsby'.
This should become a novel… Fah, a humble fart salesman, has his life turned upside down when he comes across the loveliest woman with even lovelier farts. He is thrown into turbulence when he discovers his new lover is apart of the FFB, the federal fart bureau and must rescue her from the nefarious villain "Stinky Booty." Perhaps I've given this too much thought.
I'd read that book.
I'm sure Oprah would give her a seal of approval.
It smells like a winner.