Throw the goddamn stick – reddit repost
It's all when well and good until the statue comes alive http://imgur.com/Pd02b
And thus begins a life long crippling phobia of statues. lol.
it's about sending a message
NOBODY MESSES WITH THE STATUES.
This is how I feel when I try to talk to girls in the club.
Maybe if you wouldn't wave your stick around them so much…
"Look at my tink-tink!"
Shouldn't the dog be able to smell the fact that this isn't a person?
I bet there are lots of people smells on a human-sized statue sitting on a park bench. I know my kid would play all over that thing. Teenagers probably molest it for Instagram, too.
It occurred to me, since my dog is retarded and doesn't understand tv, that she literally thinks I just sit on the couch and look at the wall, much like this statue, for an hour a day. Crazy humans edit: i forgot my dog was a She.
That's why cats always end up laying on the book (or laptop) that you're trying to read. All they see is you staring intently at nothing, so they figure "Hell, this stupid human needs something to stare at. Why not my own glorious self?"