Nailed it! – reddit repost
What kind of parent forces their kid to practice skiing and yoga at the same time?
She pizza'd when she should have french fry'd.
If you pizza when you should French fry you gonna have a bad time…
It looks like he just instantly fell asleep.
That's the most I've laughed in a while… Thank you
Pizza! DO A PIZZA!
Props to that older brother for a) trying to teach him and b) attempting to give him a high five after such a nasty crash for a little guy like him. That kid must have been scared shitless at how fast he was going.
And a kick in the balls to whoever decided that the best way to teach a kid how to do a wedge is to throw him into an enormous slope with no side rails.