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So my friend trolled a socially awkward penguin at the bathroom today… – reddit repost

2012.11.24 05:04:56 by andy category : reddit&4ch Tags :facebook funny

Bbrowny
I too like to poop alone

StopReadingMyUser
There is no greater comfort than a man's own toilet within the castle.

eolson3
Thus, his "throne"…

synapticimpact
This is why I have trust issues.

callmeWia
I don't care about other people when I poop in public washrooms, but I would say I'm the somewhat polite pooper. The thing is.. well, I worked at Home Derpot a while ago, and those contractors and guys have like no manners when they poop. Like they just go "BOOOOOOARGLLLLLLL BUURRRRRLLLLGGGHHHH BOOOOOOOOOM BUUUUUUAARRGGGHHH POOP". All of them, they just shit like they're competing to make the loudest sounds with the fastest speeds! And I'm just sitting there pooping quietly.

TropicalAmerican
KEEERRRR PLUNK

MichaelJayDog
All bathrooms need some type of fan or music playing, anything to drown out the deafening silence.

PurpleHare
Whilst sitting in a stall in a crowded restroom at a convention, someone in the stall next to me started coughing really hard to mask his poop. Immediately following, you could hear poops of relief coming from the other stalls. They also held it again when the coughing stopped, but since I was finished all I had to do was flush so they could once again engage in their mutual excremental expulsions. That flush felt like liberating an oppressed people.

littlepileofsecrets
Let my poople go!

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