My girlfriend tried to crack a nut on my coffee table. This is what happened. – reddit repost
leave the nut in the table and just put a piece of clear tape over it. could be a good conversation piece.
Leave the nut inside and fill it with clear epoxy. Just sit back and laugh at people who try to get the nut out of the table.
“That’s right, you get that nut.”
“You reaching for my nut, bro?”
“In soviet russia, nut bust you.”
How did she try to crack the nut? By putting it on your coffee table and then just slamming it with a heavy object? What is this, amateur hour? Just get a nutcracker, they’re like $4
It reminds me of when my brilliant friend tried to open a bottle of beer on the edge of my brand new kitchen table and took a giant chunk out of the wood. Apparently the look on my face was priceless…but I was pissed.
You are suppose to use your teeth. Wtf is his problem.