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We keep finding soap with bite marks on it at work. Who is biting my soaps? – reddit repost

2012.11.10 09:56:37 by andy category : reddit&4ch Tags :soap wtf

 

zi3banana
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.

stanknutz1985
Bath soaps. Not even once.

ketchy_shuby
Don’t get into a lather.

jugglinglivebabies
i think he’s lye-ing.

overused_ellipsis
This reminds me… allow me to tell my story. When I was a young child, my mother used to make me sit with the soap in my mouth for a given period of time… as punishment for me being bad, cursing, etc… After this happening several times (a week), I, troll son, figured I would randomly leave bite marks in the soap in the shower. This went on for a while until my mom actually started to complain she doesn’t know what to do with me anymore because she “can’t give him soap as punishment anymore, he likes it!” Mission accomplished… *edit – The downside is now she tells stories of my childhood and includes that I liked to eat soap… even after I told her I was BSing her the whole time… troll mom.

NipponNiGajin
Could be a kid, thinks it’s candy, this one tastes bad, tries another one, that’s bad too tries a last one and gives up. The teeth marks look tiny.

arbormama
When my son was about 18 months old, we found him gnawing on a bar of Ivory. He had tears running down his face because soap–brace yourselves–does not taste good. Toddlers…

tellmebiologyfacts
I can only imagine a mom just facepalming and sighing like Kif from Futurama at the sight of this.

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